A few weeks ago my boyfriend and I were chatting about Christmas traditions and I found out he had built a gingerbread house. Poor guy! I’ve never had the best luck with them, but he needed to experience the magic (aka misery) that was building a gingerbread house. We picked up a pre-baked gingerbread train kit at Wal-mart (it was on sale, don’t judge) and let it sit around for a couple weeks because everyone knows you can’t start doing Christmas-y things until it’s officially December.

I know it’s not a train, but I threw the box away before we started. At least it’s the right brand.
We started assembling our gingerbread trains by cutting up the supporting pieces of the train with a knife and gluing them to the sides and bottom of the outside train pieces. This is where we made our mistake. We didn’t let the frosting glue sit long enough before we started decorating our beautiful creation. (Sidenote: My boyfriend isn’t really one for reading directions. He usually just ignores them, which doesn’t always make for the best end result. He opened up the box and got everything out. I didn’t even know there were directions until it was too late.) We each took part of the train and began decorating. I went the traditional route with train-like thing that looked similar but not identical to the box while the boyfriend went all Vol and started decorating with Tennessee’s logo.
Looking back on the massacre that later occurred I can’t help but think it wouldn’t have been so bad if he had chosen a more traditional decoration. I get the feeling there’s a lot of repressed despair about our poor football team’s terrible season this year.
Alas, our gingerbread train was not meant to be. About 10 minutes into our decorating my boyfriend’s train began to fall apart. Mine followed soon after. My boyfriend got a little upset and… well, see for yourself.

What a train wreck!
I will say the gingerbread itself was pretty delicious.
Tags: Christmas, family, gingerbread house, gingerbread train kit, holidays, how not to succeed with gingerbread kits